So instead....I present a bunch of random thoughts:
1) Why am I the only one who seems to know where the recycling bin is? It is right outside the back door. Yet, when
2) What on Earth do my children do with the toothpaste? The number of disgusting blobs of toothpaste in the sink seems to indicate that they are trying to communicate with aliens, and they need to make sure their E.T. friends can see their writing from space.
3) How do my cats know the time? They get fed at 10pm, and at 9:58, they appear out of nowhere. And stare. G-man thinks they will eat our faces off if we don't feed them. I don't agree. But how do they know what time it is?
4) Why does the kitchen look messier in the morning than right before you go to bed?
There ya go....a totally pointless post.