OK, don't reset all the date and time stamps on the computer! It will just make your job harder, though be quite amusing.Also, no rat poison in the coffee - you'll end up having to tie them up in your house and take care of them! (9-5 reference)
Have a glass of wine? go for it..
Take two donuts and a big glass of milk and call me in the morning!! Hope things get better soon
DO IT! Whatever it is, maybe it's good for you or will make you happy? I say do it and tell us afterward what "it" is. ;o)
Whatever you do, DO NOT eat a full package of Double Stuff Oreos. Save some for me!